The joke is on me and on you too .
The main jokers are WHO. Now , WHO is WHO ? Nope, not The WHO, but W.H.O. ( World Health Organization ). That's who .
http://www.who.int/mediacentre/events/annual/world_suicide_prevention_day/en/index.html
and money sucking leeches :
THIRD candidate in this charade and the most macabre is ESL with it's "Holiday Lessons.com , La Comedie Macabre":
http://www.eslholidaylessons.com/09/world_suicide_prevention_day.html
If these links aren't enough to speed up any suicidal thoughts that might have been proliferating in your tired desperate zonked out mind, try to call the Jap Suicide Prevention Watch line, set only for the day, IF you are able to find the phone number ( I won't tell you ). Then, after trying to get ahold of one of the patsies behind the blower and making it through a depressing dose of organ music enough to drive you nuts while waiting. FINALLY when you think you'd made it, try finding somebody that can understand your own GAIJIN lingo ...
Don't worry dear friends, if you for some reason found out that you didn't have the balls to kill yourself EVEN after going through these charades, you can always go next year to CHINA where , guess what? During 13-17 September, 2011 you can attend the XXVI ( 26 in useless Roman Numerals put there to annoy you even more ) IASP ( International Association for Suicide Prevention another WHO money sucking leech ) World Congress.
Too bad those poor Chinese iPhone 4 related suicides (8?9?22? WHO gives a damn, cos MAC Commander-in-chief , the GREAT and almighty BLOW JOBS STEVIE certainly doesn't) didn't hear about IASP 2011 incoming sham. Some of them might have chose to top themselves in public as it is typical in that vast country.
Hell, never too late is it? And there will be plenty more of them guys to choose from anyway.
Shanghai World Exposition would be better and in a sense, economical , but WHO is loaded so WHO cares ??
Wish you all luck.
As for me, I am glad that I now got a fixed date to top myself when time comes. All I gotta do it's login WHO / IASP websites for the right dates. (WHO's other sham World Diabetes Day and it's BLUE LIGHT MONUMENT ILLUMINATION MONUMENTAL jamboree doesn't work much here in Japan ).
Talking about feeling blue, LOL !!!
Oh ! One more thing; Make sure to fill out those insane ridiculous forms ESL will for sure put in their crappy next year and the year after next " Holiday Lessons.com". This way you are sure about what to do ...
R.I.P.
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