Gumpiness is...

...a double edged long heavy Damocles sword.

It hangs over my head and I never know what happens next. It can be fun, mostly after the fact but I can not hide underneath a comfy rock like other common folks can. No mater what, even staying home, shutting my door and windows, GUMPINESS still bugs and tortures me. Gumpiness is a sneaky one. It uses my strong and weak points freely. It hides in various forms of faces and moods. It calls itself all kinds of aliases.

Sometimes, it even passes by so fast and with such stealth that I only notice it was here after something else happens another day or another time when I do my Deja Vu or check a pic or a video I took. Many times others tell me about Gumpiness naughty stance and how it gave them a scare or two. Of course they blame it all on me. Reasonably I can't tell them it wasn't me but Gumpiness that did it all, of course.

I've often asked myself:

WHY IT HAS TO HAPPEN TO ME ?!?! WHY ME ?! WHY DOES S$%T HAVE TO HAPPEN AND FLY ALL AROUND ME ?! WHY ???

Another day has started. I will try to move softly and behave like others cos I long for a normal day or even a week without Gumpiness passing by, stopping and tickling my balls, rattling my cage, jerk my chain, ad nauseam, ad INFINITUM...