It was on the American Forces radio: from tomorrow a Jewish Holiday ( name I can't remember ) will start. It seems that those of the Jewish tribe, light up Menorah with 8 burning candles by the window. The fire fighters URGE the ditto Tribe members to keep a fire extinguisher or a bucket of water near the Menorah in cases it burns the curtains or whatever is nearby the Menorahs that can catch fire easily.
Well, I got news for you Jews and fire fighters alike: We Gentiles also have easy to cause fire non-Menorah artifacts. They are called iPods, iPads, iPhones, iMacs, iPowerBooks Pro and non Pro alike all courtesy of Blow Jobs Stevies and the Chink Goonies in Silly C$%t Valley, Cupertino, Kaliphornya. Believe me iShit you not. Haul a miniature fire extinguisher or a water pet bottle since a bucket would be hard to carry even in the infamous Tokyo Metro.
Happy Holiday and Mazel Tov !!
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