Saturday, 7 August 2010

Mac ipod death threat

Seriously.
Check out this website and woe is you if you leave your Mac gizmos charging overnight.
http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/19/japan-investigates-exploding-first-generation-ipod-nanos-again/


While you're at it, check this one out as well and see how the world is spying on you:

Keep watching boys and girls and I'll tell you soon all about the latest cover-ups from Mac in Japan.

Friday, 6 August 2010

GUMP again!

Early evening I went to buy some stuff at the KOMBINI and my elbow started to tingle: a sort of floating feeling came to my head. Time to get the camera ready when that happens.

Sure enough, there it was .

A fat woman was texting frantically on her cell phone by the building where the dried out old woman body was found. She had the same features as the dead virago so I waited and watched her.


Along came the guy in a cheap striped polo shirt and they went to the little Tokorozawa number car to pick some papers. Turned out to be envelopes with either gift coupons or cash.

The guy was doing the typical rounds around the neighbors to apologize for the inconvenience caused by the poor virago's death, as Japanese tradition demands and as if it was the poor old woman's fault to have died and dried out for at least three months until yesterday when someone found the body.


The place has rooms for rent and the real estate agent knocked on the first floor door to get the OK from the dead woman since officially she owns the building and one thing led to another...Will ask more about that to the Sakaya old guy when occasionally I happen to find him outside his shop. The 100 yen parking and the small building were placed there a few years back to replace the whole clan old house.


Fat cow and her brother neglected the old woman (their mother) so long as they were getting their share of the benefits from the neglected 100 yen parking lot and shitty fake brick building rentals. The whole affair was hushed up cos if anybody hears that there was a stiff found there after being left to dry and rot and become maggot food, NO Japanese will want to rent a place there or the ghost will come by.


The place is cursed .


Japanese law says the people interested in renting a place where either suicide, murder, natural death OR there is a Yakuza who happens to be living in the building, the real estate agent and landlord HAS to inform the interested parties of the events. Failing to do so, s$%t is suppose to happen. Refunds and apology money are the most common way of apology. Rarely the new tenant will sue them in court. Too ghostly to do so and the bad publicity will ruin the landlord and the neighborhood. that's what I did in a loud voice when decided to purchase the DEN in court. Ended up buying it dirt cheap. Ain't I a bastard? HeHeHe.


The dead don't talk (SHINI KUCHINASHI) the Japanese saying goes. Thus the two fat slobs are going around giving gift coupons to key people to shut them up. Incidentally just about a year ago, a mental patient from the near by asylum ran away and climbed onto the building roof next door and dropped his to death. Yours truly has pics of the cops coming and going that day. As usual.


" SHINI KUCHINASHI " it might be the motto , BUT this one legged Gaijin ain't dead YET , has a big mouth and will blog the neglect case for prosperity. I hope the Virago's ghost appreciates that and torments them fat sh$%s till the day THEY too will croak and go to HELL!!!

F£$king cops too are in on it since all was a hush hush gig and a super-fast recovery of body (I still remember the bones underneath the blue plastic sheet being hauled into the meat wagon).

The CHONAIKAICHO (Neighborhood association big shot) also got a visit from the fat bastard in the stripped Wal-Mart shirt while fat c£$t was texting away 'Yes I take it the mouth' to her loverboy.


Wonder what will happen next.

LOL !!



Shi nin ni Kuchi Nashi 死人に口無し

The Dead don't talk.


In fashion with my GUMPish life, yesterday around 9pm the building next to mine had one of those A la Mode cases. An 85 year old woman croaked sometime last Spring and her mummified body was found by one of her relatives that was wondering why there was no contact from the virago for ages.

The white van is the Meat wagon.

Cops are used to that sort of find it seems cos you can see that there were no flashing lights and everything was casual. The old woman often wandered around the neighbourhood mumbling and owns the small building you see next to the 100 yen parking lot. Demented or not she often said hello to me and watered her plants, swept the pavement and keep the gomi in order. In the summer time she sat on the stairs eating water melon watching the traffic going by waiting for death to take her. I can only guess because I was at same eye level or got different aura she always said Konichiwa or Ohayo to me. I sort of feel sorry I only stuck to the 'Hello' pattern too...


Itabashi has 130 elder people with more than 100 years of age . Makes the ward second in in Tokyo in that case. The old guy I often discuss Bell Crickets with , he has 105 and is as tough as old leather .


Japan officially has 17 people over a 100 years old that 'Disappeared' and the family is still getting their pension money. This is the official number, but in a country with more than 40,000 centenaries I am sure the real number is in double or even triple. For the tax office to allow my disabled miserly pension of 80,000 yen per month and other delights like free gas coupons and free car taxes etc., they checked me so much that the Gestapo pricks would be impressed. Not only that but I get a 'probation officer' monthly visit for one hour with same shitty questions or no 'privileges'. The Care Manager (as they are called) get good money, for visiting me and sending a 'care plan' every month to the Health Ministry goons. I often ask her if they still think my stump, diabetes, kidney malfunction from malpractice, diabetic eyes and general wreck is fake. Am I a lizard man where my limb grows fast and I chop it off AGAIN just to see her stupid moron face every month? Still, Wada the 'probation officer ' is not bad. Tasaka, the previous one, was a liar and a f$%king demented c$%t. I had to get rid of her and drew heavy blood from her to make my point.


These hyenas keep on getting pension money for decades and the f$%king City hall NEVER ever sent someone to shake the old geezers hand and ask if he or she are doing well.

Friday, 16 July 2010

Post Koizumi hangover .

Jap government says :

Go on minions .


Go and f$%k your brains off . Make babes cos Nippon has not enough of them ( ? ) and for each brat that the TWAT wife , concubine , daughter , even granny pops out you gets an allowance so that you can waste it at the local Gook pachinko parlor and get home frustrated , drunk on cheap crappy beer or Chu-Hi and and gobble salty grub thelocal supermarket's Chink grown nasty Veggies and whatever that " great country " disgorges here in the Zippangu archipelago , to beat or get beaten up by wifey regularly and even screw your own daughter for good measure if the mood happens along since incest is looked upon as a " shit happens " accident ...

" If a picture is worth a thousand words " that one says it all . Tired and dried out 30ish TWAT hauling three brats , groceries , while equally dumb 11ish year daughter stands by without even trying to haul mommy's groceries .
To me a slummy nightmare since I got to wait and let couples hauling 6 years old twins , sometimes older , on enormous over priced American / European brand buggies ( the one on the pic is the cheapest I could find in my
photo collection ) holding up train stations elevator traffic when everybody knows that the brats SHOULD walk instead of letting their arses fatten up and bones grow hollow and weaker cos of no exercise , on my wheelchair out in the cold or heat . worse still in dire straights cos I need to take a leak and the wheelchair accessible facilities are far and as often happens , one or more of those brat hauling moms are inside cuddling or even breast feeding their little monsters . They got nowhere else to do that simple and natural action here in EDO at least .

Worst comes to the worst I get a hobo reading his news paper or Manga while sitting and taking a dumb guzzling cheap booze cos the toilet is roomy and got lots of nice gadgets . like a nice wide sink with hot and cold water faucets where the Kojiki ( homeless ) can do their basic laundry and wash their hair .


We all know too that the couple in the pic will end up throwing one of the brats out of the buggy and fill the sit to the brim with shopping bags , alternating one of the brats with the other on the other sit . All these nightmarish actions happen in twos and threes cos them f%&king enormous buggies always come out of hicks vile Saitama /Gumma in convoys . Hub areas like Ikebukuro , Shinjuku and the sewer rat malodorous Shibuya ( most of them brat popping twats are ex-yamamba garu and hubbies , street Pompiki selling sex for all " fashion health " joints met their twatty wives there ) , get jammed on weekends . Every disabled and non-disabled individual worth his / her salt AVOIDSthose areas like the plague on weekends and national holidays ( Japan has almost as many holidays as Italy lately ) . No wonder the Chinks are taking over , they over work their slaves to the brink of Karoshi suicide and cheap labor while Japanese mass produce weak spoiled brats and feed , dress them on Made in China crap .



I hope that one day this madness stops and Japan somehow wakes up to become If Not The number one economy again , at least a more common sense and steadier society .


But I guess it is like waiting for my right limb to grow back .


I'm relieved to know for a fact , that I at least , am NOT

" MADE IN CHINA " . Touch wood .

Wednesday, 12 May 2010

Fire Extinguisher Graveyard

Remember January 4th rant about the charade I went thru to get an old fire extinguisher left right by my living room window properly taken care of by equally proper authorities ?
Well , I thought it was a done deal and that I did my rare boy scout act by saving
some curious brat's fingers or pecker from being blown sky high and making a mess of my living room window in the bargain .

Alas . It wasn't over . Will these things ever be ?

As I passed by my local fire station on my way to the train station , somethi
ng weird caught my eye . I should have seen it earlier since I pass by that place hundreds of times a year .
But this time I was in no particular hurry and turned my gizmo around and went to check it out .
YESSSS . I found a place I though I would never see inside Tokyo's 23 wards :

A fire extinguisher graveyard !! And right behind the local fire station too .

It caught my eye because it was just outside the fire station wall but not quite .
Like many things in this country , like tobacco vending machines inserted in pharmacies walls , soapland with typical Korean name like Arirang right next to a Yaki Niku restaurant , the fire extinguisher junk / graveyard was in the yard of a run down house next to the fire station servicing my area . Not hiding from passersby eyes either . Just broken down shards of old red extinguishers and their entrails strewed in a semi-organized bone yard of sorts .
Bits and pieces everywhere . Some of those extinguishers carcasses were used to block the rusty shutter of the place's garage that had seen better days .
Hell , I though , why it took me more than a week and a lot of shoving and calling while right nearby the very same fire station that so willingly gave me the run about till I got nasty and the bloody sucker got taken way amidst hush , hush like charade ?
All I had to do was go to the fire station and either " cuddle " those nose picking schmucks into picking that babe up , or , like in the old days , risk my own hand , take the damned thing and throw it at their feet or ring Tanaka's old door bell ( Tanaka is the resident there CEO ( I presume , of the " company " specialized in tearing the extinguishers apart and leaving them strewed about for ages ) . Better still , play the Itabashian game of sneaking by others places and throw the damned thing , over the wall into the yard early morning and wash my Gaijin hands of the whole affair .
After all , what is another rusty old fire extinguisher amongst dozen others ?

Maybe I DO have a conscience . Maybe I still believe in doing the right thing . Maybe I still think that somewhere in that rotten Itabashi ward office there is some decency left amongst them greedy fat arsed so called public servants and that by playing by the rules of common decency others might just get inspired and do the same . Or maybe I am just an old fashion fool .
No matter what , there was no need for me to go thru all that stressful sham while less than 500 meters from my place the " Fire Extinguisher Graveyard " stood there .
Wanna bet that accordingly to the Itabashi ward's rules of engagement and protocol , TANAKA is the name of one of those fire marshals in that tiny Fire Station ? Better still in the main fire station by the ward office ? Wanna bet too that the Tanaka's have been getting a regular fat pay check for ages from the Itabashi Fire Headquarters for the " good deed " just like the Road and Traffic Safety Authority pays for the empty tents ( out of suckers they finned the season before . Ever wondered why these so called " Traffic Safety Weeks " always happen BEFORE company bonuses are paid ? ) where old biddies and their CHONAIKAI good for nothing maggots sit ( if the weather is nice , just now and then drinking tea , beer or sake , bored to death since not much to gossip about anyway , while pretending to keep an eye for road safety infractions twice a year ( Spring and Fall ) ?
Some just have it too damn sweet . If only they pretended hard to care for others instead of being greedy slobs , Itabashi Ward or better still Tokyo , would be a much better place to live .
So , next time you find an old dusty fire extinguisher around your area , first take a walk around your local fire station and you most probably find a " Graveyard " like the one I found . Then just step right in and tell them to move their arses and pick the dangerous gizmo ASAP before somebody , you included , gets hurt , and take care of the stupid red tape afterwards for f$%K sake .

Koko dake no hanashi .

Wednesday, 5 May 2010

Times Square - The Show Goes On

The Pakistani that supposedly planted that toy bomb was put on a no-fly list and was minutes from flying to freedom according to the yank media. He worked on Wall Street, lived in a posh house, bought a beat down Nissan SUV and got busy making a childish toy bomb, placed the Nissan in a place by the Nam Veteran made in China " Ah Love New York " paraphernalia stall, knowing that cameras are all over the area and the nosy Nam Vet snitch was nearby. He then somehow made it into an airplane knowing only too well the cops were onto him. The No-fly crappy list was supposed to stop anybody from flying and as a general rule is updated every 24 hours. From now on Every TWO hours and if any airline is found picking their noses they will be fined.


Money talks folks .


When caught, the Paki seemed to have asked the cops " Are you NYPD or FBI ? " meaning that the cops / Feds DIDN'T identify themselves properly. Any Jew shyster can use that during a trial to get his client free in the States but then again the Paki will never be put on trial will he?


Then some government joker said on TV " We all know that it takes 24 minutes for Jack Bower to catch his prey, in real life 53 hours is very good ". A dumb f$%k joker. Thinking of it all the whole f$%king thing is a bad taste joke. A mediocre publicity stunt. The Paki seemed to have been an educated and loaded sort of " terrorist ".


Why didn't he do things with panache? Like ANY proper terrorist, why not commit a suicide attack, against the black Nam Vet or / and the diaper totting Naked Cowboy? Why the rudimental pipe bomb, cheap Nissan SUV? Why leave it with the engine running, a bunch of keys ( where the f%$k did them keys fit anyway? ) and smoke spewing out of that jalopy begging the Nam Vet snitch / cop / fed to " notice " the whole sham??


Seems that Paki is singing his heart out without needing to pull his nails out with a pair of pliers or electric shock treatment to his balls.


TOO F$%KING PAT!


Barrack Hussein O. Bum boyz must be desperate for sensationalism to have planned the whole show in a hurry and you wanna bet that like the toy bomb totting SUV in the middle of Times Square right by that Nam Vet snitch, a lot more "new evidence " and a few more escape goats are gonna pop up soon? The Paki who knows, might even be found swinging on his " high security cell " hanging from his nose hairs...


Can't wait for the next episode : will Paki die in his cell or will he get a free ticket to Guantamo Bay or better still get a good boy pat on his head and go free cos he snitched on his friends as it was most probably planned in advance...


The show must go on and Yes We Can !! Or Can We ??