Get Me On The Train You T@%ts!
The two signs above are signs I use to enter the Tobu line gates and exits.
Their entrance to the TOBU line in Ikebukuro was redone and looks like those places I used to have to enter every time I needed to enter Berlin in the old days . The VOLPOS and the West German Grenze Polizei forced you to put your passport in a conveyor belt and after ten minutes it appeared smeared with a stamp and I suspect spit, authorizing you to enter WEST BERLIN, NOT East Berlin and on you went through the forboding machine gun towers into the van and then drove two more hours into BERLIN WEST not EAST .
Besides that, the f@$king TOBU entrance kiosk reeks of stale tobacco and I have to take my pass out of the holder and give it to them. In these days of germs and swine flu epidemics, why should I let them touch my card physically? Aren't diabetics the top priority ones after HARA BOTEI (bloated belly) bitches ?
I gotta wipe it clean with alcohol induced tissues to try to clean whatever scummy invisible and sometimes visible goo those asses impregnated my PASMO card with . They don't even wear masks either nor thin non-slippery gloves ...
To make it worse , EVERYTIME I have to ride the f@$king train they shout in the blower that a " Special Client is boarding" and ridding the caboodle carriage to so and so station "
Some other wheelchair bearers told me it gives them PTSD to hear that .
Another thing is when the guy lowers the ramp for me to enter and exit the train some of them don't put it right and my short hairs stand with fear cos the slope slips outwards and the retard doesn't give a f@$k. I will let the f@$king thing slip away on purpose when I got the sadistic streak in me and charge JR / Metro or even Tobu for damages one of these days .
Worse still is when the attendant isn't waiting for you at the station . The worst JR stations are AKIHABARA followed by TAKADANOBABA and EBISU. So far. Metro NEVER gives a shit about you specially the Meiji Jingu Station; I've got proof of that f@$k up.
I finally make it to my station only to have to beg the attendant to OPEN the Caboodle gate. What is the 2,000,000 yen large caboodle gate there for ? Although the gate is made for use in both ways, an in and out system, the caboodle one NEVER lets me or others people through without shouting to the creep inside the booth . Either he touches buttons and it opens or orders you to give your PASMO to him so that he can let me out.
F@$K IT ALL !!
Sometimes the attendant is jiving a pretty babe giving her extra unnecessary directions and I am supposed to wait even if I need to go to the f@$king John ASAP .
I got me those basic signs and also use a heavy metal rod or one of my silver rings to wake them up and I might get a glass cutting pointer and scratch the f@$king window till one day it explodes.
The Metro station KOTAKE MUKKAIHARA even shuts its curtains after 8 PM . God forbid if I need to use the f@$king station after 8 PM.
Will take picture of that strange phenonema one day .
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