Oi! Bill Gates!
I’m tired of you’re company’s bullshit!
I’m tired of installing software that conflicts with Microsoft. I’m tired of the useless crap that your support centres give out. I’m tired, really fucking tired, of the bugs, updates and pathetic messages that pop up on my screen every time I try and do something. Real Player crashes; DVDX Player crashes; all DVD players crash except Windows Media. Now why the fuck do you think that could be? Oh…could it be that Window Media Player is a Microsoft product? Doh! Silly me! Funny how it never happens on a Mac isn’t it? It was a rhetorical question before you reach for the keyboard.
Just what is it with computer moguls and oil barons?? You have it: the Bush family has it and President Mugabee in his own small warped out-of-shape brain has it. The want and desire of world domination. What the fuck are you going to do when you actually have it? I’ll tell you what, bugger all because what you and your power monger cronies don’t realise is that while you’re all fighting like a bunch of James Bond arch-villains for it, you’re actually killing it. Yeah, you’re killing it and guess what – when you’ve killed it, there’s nowhere to hide the body you twats!
Nice charity work you do Bill. Lots of money poured into the third world nations with photo opportunities but why don’t you really make a difference and create a software that actually works 100% of the time (like…umm…Macintosh for example) and then the cyber world can run more efficiently. No crashes, no lost man hours, no updates, no repackaging, no software conflicts; no essential external hard drive back ups (a Microsoft recommendation if I’m not mistaken). While you’re at it, take off those pathetic ‘ *** has crashed and needs to shut down: please email Microsoft to help solve this problem’ messages. Why the fuck should we help you? It’s your software, your computer that we paid for: make it fucking work without our help. I don’t come crying to you every time my job goes wrong.
Speaking of which, you’ve got a nice job. Well paid, all the trimmings and you’re the talk of the town, local boy made good. Except you’re not. You’ve made crap and forced that crap down the average company and family’s homes in your bid for monopoly in the cyber age. You’re a geek who made it, probably the only geek that made it and that my dear Mr Gates will be your legacy. Dustin Hoffman was once asked what he wanted to be remembered for and his answer was simple: ‘If the world is a better place for me being on it and my body of work has contributed to the enjoyment of people being on it, then that’s all I ask.’
I don’t think you qualify on that point, do you Mr Gates?
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