iPad: uWait

A little bird told me that the iPad release in Japan was postponed for another month.

It was supposed to come out at the end of April but is now postponed untill the end of May.

Official excuse : because is was a " tremendous hit " in the States and Mac ran out of stock so there is not enough iPads to serve this easy to screw third world USA unofficial 51st state Zippangu. Of course The Marianas like Guam or Saipan - the thieves Island as it was called by Da Gama period sailors - already got theirs.

Unofficially, the truth is : To many Japanese turned out to be cautious and smarter.

They didn't buy anymore first generation Macs (especially from the thin crappy mac book days ) cos they know they contain kinks and nooks and that Mac have used customers as unofficial guinea pigs in the past; Third generation onwards are the real McCoy. They let the geeks and retards go for the first generation gizmos. Another truth is that Sofbank got too greedy with iPhone and there were too many pilferers and s%&t happened . Docomo also created XPeria a Japanese style iPhone and it's good too. AU hates Mac and Softbank is trying to out bid all the others for the rights to milk gulible punters with a VERY and extremely expensive monthly fee plan, just like they did at the beginning with iPhone.

So anyway, Japanese punters got smarter and are buying iPad DIRECTLY from the States. It's cheaper and AT& T being the whores they are still give a cheap blow job to iPad customers if they want to use the 3G system not only in Japan but throughout the Globe. Buying an ipad in the States with full plan ( 3,000 yen per month for unlimited usage ) costs half of what the leeches here are planing to take from the ass-hole geeks.

Thus iPad, even though it came through customs almost a month ago, are freezing in wait at Mac's favorite hide out, need to stimulate Japanese Mac geeks by shoving a carrot in front of their snouts and whipping them with " You gotta wait buster cos Yankeeland says so " bulls%&t.

Many smart guys are gonna use their Golden week vacation to fly to the States and get their babes, thus Mac wants to see what the damage is before deciding either to sell for a reasonable price or to just leech maximum price for the first wave of Japanese geeks.

One more thing : yakky IT and other undergroung maggots are already selling iPads on the black market ever so discreetly. For a fair profit BUT at least the Yakkies don't have to pussyfoot around like when dealing with drugs ...

Guess this time MAC was too full of it and got BUTT F$%KED !!!

HeHeHe !!

ZAMAMIRO = yakky for ; YOU GOT PUNKED !!

Another coming fiasco will be Mac 4 for iPhones this Summer and in the Fall for iPad. Just a typical sham from Mac to sell leftovers.

Meanwhile 1 to 1 so called instructors are too f$%king brain-washed. Out of most of the ones I got only 3 were humanoid and spoke Caveman jargon.

Yep !! MAC SUCKS !! So does Windows specially since they are having an open secret affair with MAC.

Ginza MAC can't even get ride of a stinking public ashtray Chuo Ward stuck by the main entrance that spills stinking smoke into the joint now and then. Guess MAC ain't bribing the ward and CHONAIKAI parasites enough. Why should it? Screw the punters and let them have a wiff of pure JT fragrance. I for one will keep on taking pics of that stinking ashtray EVERYTIME I go to that ugly building.

KOKODAKE NO HANASHI !!