It helped that the day was sunny and warm, at least until around 4 PM when it turned ugly and rained cats and dogs until late into the night. I like dogs and some times even cats although since I am extremely territorial I often think of felines as rivals: so long as they don't try to enter my garden perimeter we all fine. Dogs are fun and they, or most of them, are completely infatuated with their owners and both the owner and the dog become one. Anyway, for a long time I meant to go to the ward office and ask about ITABASHI's new sham, the K-9 Juminhyo or Registration Card.
Firstly, I found out the Hokenjo (Department of Pets and Animals) has moved to better and cleaner quarters. A building that for some reason or the other ( I will get to that soon ) has been empty and with signs saying that it was constructed without the necessary permits. Thus for more than 5 years, a brand new building was left empty and unoccupied at a prime location ( Route 17 ) in front of the Kuyakusho and near all of Itabashi's main official centres including Kyuakusho, Police, Fire brigade, and a lot more of useless tax wasting shams like the Green Kaikan and a shystyer NPO/ NGO shyster that feeds on poor illegal gaijin. (In the future I will have a proper rant on the Green Kaikan un-activities and shams ). I always meant to get my arse in the registry office and dig out the records on that brand new building, not the Green Kaikan, but the one where most of the AMAKUDARI * useless lazy bumming fat arsed leeches moved to - HOKENJO included. To my surprise, a sign in the Ward office announced that the leeching league moved to the very same building the Construction, Public Works etc Ministry condemned and declared illegal.
To f$%king convenient. Too pat.
Real estate speculators like Yahata Shoji who I worked for in the late 80's used that very same trick. Finger pointing and a lot of indignation that such a dangerous building was erected blah, blah; make the owners and investors sweat and go bankrupt THEN come in with a load of cash and moribund promissory notes, that are hauled by heavy duty soft spoken prosthetic pinkies. These are the so-called elite yachan and teamed with so and so law office shysters, they simply bought a brand new building for peanuts.
The next thing you knew the building had a pachinko parlor on the ground floor with a yakki niku joint since the Yakkies and the pachinko owners were either of Korean ascendance or ETA / hinnin / untouchable Matsumoto Kaikan " minority " tax evading thugs. That same building sported a few loan shark offices, Botakuri ( rippoff ) Karaoke clubs or Snack bars, Yaribeyas ( poontang or hostesses apartments where the patrons came for sex and kept their concubines stashed ) all leased from the same speculator real estate rental section AND if the area was colorful enough, a soap land ( called turko buro until the turkish government got real pissed and bitched about the name around 15 years ago ). Almost as a rule the building, turned into a money making machine babel tower. It had a debt collecting office ( a sort of SECOM / ALSOK guard men ) on the best floor penthouse AND some even did BAKUCHIN ( Japanese highly illegal Hanafuda gambling where suckers lost Millions of yen per night. The Yakuza used staplers " Hotchkiss " to staple bundles of ten 10,000 yen notes together for easy counting and to run away from occasional rare police raids. The Police " MARUBO " as long as they got their " wiro " or bribes and then the whole affair made sure it didn't result in a media attack massacre by never bugging these gambling sessions. Anything else of these sort of speculator tactics, just you use your imagination and multiply it by 3 and got it all.
My beloved Kuyakusho in tandem with other leeching entities in the Tokyo Government GOT their " illegally built and unsafe building " for peanuts or possibly for free finally. Thus when I came last Tuesday, the tribe was nearly finished with the moving chaos but still not done ( the longer it takes, the more residents tax money gets wasted of course ).
So I went to the new building and tried to get a sample of the K-9 Juminhyo. F$%king bastards wouldn't budge. Unless I had proof I had a dog, I wouldn't get the paper. I told them Yakuza and loan sharks can easily get human Juminhyo to use when they want to bring Korean / Chinese whores illegally into Japan - Itabashi included - but you refuse to give me a f$%king piece of paper so that I can blog and bitch about your useless money wasting scam? Fine, I will blog that and when I meet someone with a Doggie Juminhyo I will ask him / her for a copy and meanwhile, I will use your tiny crappy image pasted in the Ward Office grey website and I will be back with a bunch of questions about the Doggie Juminhyo. The do's, can'ts or won't do's HAVE to be made clear here.
Gaijin can't have a f$cking Juminhyo no mater how long we live here and we get milked out of the taxes we are forced to pay, get thrown to the medical welfare hyenas and are treated like criminals on probation by the same whlefare ministry goons but a f$cking fleabag curl gets a Juminhyo!!!
DENAOSHIMASUZE ~ * ( I'll be back arseholes ).
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