SUMO means YAOCHO and a lot more ...

YAOCHO - 八百長 - YAOCHO

SUMO Yaocho . Spring Basho ( tournament ) CANCELLED ! First time since 1945 .

!! WOW !!

About time something serious happens in the Sumo world. JSA has been ignoring EVERY possible society rule and law till now .

What's Yaocho in English ???

Grease money? Sleaze money ? Bribe? Graft ?

Ahh! BOUT-FIXING . Same as the above, in the end money talks folks .

Money , money , money, Ahh MONEY ...

IT'S ALL ABOUT BUTT F$%KING MONEY FOLKS !!!

SUMO in the end, is ALL about taking it in the ARSE :

No mater what the name implies YAOCHO isn't ILLEGAL . Just NAUGHTY but necessary for them poor FAT slobs to survive . Till they go over the Jyuryo position they gotta assume the position and wipe other fatter and bigger slobs ARSES , carry their f$cking arse cushions , kiss everybody's arses , sadistic stable master's and his relatives included, and the Yakuza that are hovering around collecting ILLEGAL gambling bets and furnishing drugs ARSES !!!

Till poor fat slob bastards get their very first salary ( 1.200.000 yen ) it's all about taking it in the arse , kissing arse and getting arse f$cked.

SUMO - YAOCHO -八百長= TAKING IT IN THE ARSE and so on ...

Ever since SUMO exists YAOCHO goes with it. Like dimples on their fat ARSES .

Now wait a F$CKING minute : J -Cops and J-Prosecutor(s) RATTED on who the main comedians were in this semi-tragic comedy and the Japan Sumo Association ( JSA ) used them as sacrificial lambs to cover their own bribe taking AMAKUDARI money weighting way down in JSA deep pockets .

I wonder WHOM and WHAT are they trying to hide ???

YAOCHO MAIL 八百長メール. A new word that will painfully stay for a long time to come like KAWAIIGARI did ( literally "cuddling " any youngWrestler that doesn't want to take it in the ARSE, TO DEATH. Like the Inuyama Alcoholic Stablemaster and his ARSE kissing dogs massacred a poor schmuck with empty beer bottles beatings a few years back ) Bottles were empty because the old alcoholic geezer and his dogs needed the booze to get courage to do it. Brave warriors ; four or more against a poor lone kid .

Nothing new there . A few "mysterious and accidental " deaths have been " happening " for decades .

Only this time the parents of the young gutsy wrestler wouldn't let it slide under like many cowardly ones did before.

Drunken stable master was thrown to the MoJ hyenas with his semi-retarded dogs and actually given suspended sentences no matter how much the old drunken fart and the JSA tried to force mouth clamping money in front of the boys parents face . In vain .

Literally getting away with murder . Well, NOT this time buster .

Probably opened a Chanko slop eatery in a hicksville crappy prefecture ( like Mie-pref ) with the money given by their pals at the AMAKUDARI blood sucking JSA for keeping his trap shut while cops were squeezing his alcoholic balls for more Deja vu snitching .

Times differ from EDO Period I suppose .

No more KAWAIIGARI allowed . About f$&king time too although , like Yaocho , Kawaiigari is a " necessary Evil ", according to a gaijin sumo wrestler from East Europe. Bet Yoghurt has turned his brains into mash . Oooops .

No more taking drugs , gambling , beating up normal citizens on a binge induced rampage like one of my favorite rascals the Mongol Yokozuna Asahishoryu did a few times too many . Akebono did it in Osaka too . I guess Alcatraz the yakuza money laundering Roppongi crappy joint, often experienced what them big bullies could do on a good night .

No more getting away with murder ( wanna bet ? ).

Times change and the Sumo World better give them youngsters some respect , meaning, pocket money enough to stop them from being too YAOCHO motivated . They are young and need to have some fun arse kissing aside .

The Gaijin sumo wrestlers broke a few taboos too along with heads . Russian wrestlers are talking their heads off . So are other gaijin wrestlers;

" So what , everybody does it what's the big deal ?"

IF no YAOCHO is allowed or the inspiring young Sumo wrestler has a Sugar mommy or Daddy ( more arse f$cking here ) the other Sumo stable pals will KAWAIIGARI the poor schmuck . The gaijin wrestlers were taught that YAOCHO is a part of the Sumo rules ...

I guess puffing on Hashish / Mary Jane and gambling too ARE part of Sumo rules .

Occupational hazards like type 2 diabetes and hypertension as well . The grub rich in protein and unhealthy goo in tow with booze, late night binges and whoring does it .

Fuji TV 8 o'clock morning Wide show cheap wigged commentator , diabetic and greedy commentator OGURA typical smart comment today was : "I feel sorry for the foreign travelers ( Americans ) that came for watching the Nagoya Sumo Basho ."

SH$T HAPPENS BALDY !!

Cheap comment like the equally moldy cheap beaver on his head .

His stammering underling Kasai ( he at least has implanted hair not the cheap beaver stingy Ogura wears. That guy is DIRT rich ,LOL ) too had equally stupid comments although his Japanese can be as incomprehensible as the Gaijin hyena Dave Specter's (?) the Chicago AMAKUDARI " producer " NIHONGO is. Stupid cheap jokes included.

I still wonder how much he got for the mysterious fire that burned his beat up jalopy to a cinder from the insurance company . Wonder what's called in his case? YAOCHO perhaps or AMAKUDARI ?

Well , like KAROSHI , I guess KAWAIIGARI and YAOCHO MAIL will become internationally known words

YAOCHO is NAUGHTY but not ILLEGAL .

WHAT'S extremely illegal is the fact that the cops/ prosecutor office = MoJ DISCLOSED the mobile / cell phone text messages where the chosen escape goats were planning next day's bout result a year ago . Clearly one of them , probably needed 700.000 yen urgently to cover his gambling debts or the Yakuza Bakuto faction would either f$ck his fat arse or like the proverbial YUKIDARUMA ( snowman ) a term used by Yakki loan sharks , would go on squeezing his arse with high interest rates (200% if lucky ). He wears nice expensive brand shades .

Yep , for the next couple of months , the public ears are going to get sore with the dirty YAOCHO MAIL being thrown at the public day in and day out . Suggest everybody get updated with their movie rentals or Apple TV ( Ape TV like I call it ) . J TV sucks BIG.

Cowardly inspiring and high ranking SUMO wrestlers and Ex-Wrestlers are gonna sing and snitch on their own stable masters like it happened to KASUGANISHIKI stable master seen in pic taken directly from my TV...

Indeed . Times have changed and sh$t happens a lot faster than usual these days. Sc$mbags per se aren't that incognito anymore .

STILL , the J cops and MoJ buzards that disclosed the YAOCHO mail to the public should look very closely at their own ugly mugs in the mirror and do a lot of thinking .

Next it just might be ( I sincerely hope ) their turn too .

Remember , YAOCHO is Naughty . But disclosing data from private cell phone text , copied from criminal investigation files IS HIGHLY ILLEGAL and them MoJ snitches SHOULD be DISCLOSED and prosecuted by the REAL LAW as well for a change .

In the end , those that earn their bread honestly should not let these MoJ buzzards go lightly .

Times did indeed change ...

Eat, don't gobble, less fattening CHANKO and your brains will flow easier and not as twisted .

!! DOSSUKOI !!

Got the idea by now??

You get the idea why I am extra Grumpy? Can you take the constant pain I am going thru often without taking pain killers or Alcohol? Do you understand when I say " life's Short "?

It's not infectious to others but that's diabetes . IF I make it for ten years I will be invincible. That is why I made my ten year vow and live a Spartan or almost Spartan life. The trinity : no booze, no smoking, no rich food binges, keeps me alive to some extent.

There are other diabetes related Dark Shadows in my body lurking hidden. I don't have to confess them all to you do I. Not even Wifey knows them. I hide them using my Devil's face instead of picker face. The point is the BRAIN. I keep it more in less in shape by debt collecting, exterminating scum AND trying to win over my fear of computers. Those things keep me from contemplating the easiest way out. Self termination. Got the idea by now??

I am Ojiki

Ojiki, in Italy they call them Vecchio Consiglieri. An old counselor, a title of respect for a mafiosi that survived a life of HELL and is semi-retired. He advises new goons on the facts of life and acts as a grandfather sort of figure.

The Yakuza now call me that.

They went as far as proposing a honorary Ojiki tittle thus I can use a couple of drivers, slaves at anytime and have a monthly pension. As for other non-Yakuzas with this title, I only know one that died of old age that had had this honour. I can also get a pension of 2 million per year till I croak, courtesy of the syndicate in Kobe.

" I'll think about it " is the answer I give them EVERY year for the past four years.

In life you never know and IF I become a vegetable the young goons will come in handy to pull the plug; no way I will submit to the indignities of have to get my arse wiped or fed with a tube. My elder daughter agreed to pull the plug or be my KAISHAKU like she said. Yakkies do come handy.

Last week in Toyosu, I went to the yearly TORITATEYA no BONNENKAI at the " library ". It's a big warehouse not far from Kachidoki bridge days. 7 or 8 rows of long tables, goodies galore with number tags on them. Rolexes, Dunhill gold lighters and lots more were auctioned fast before the Buffet started, later leading to 2010 hottest TORITATEYA tales of " heroism, wit and horror" and finally Nationalistic, old fashion DO-ENKA songs from Kitajima Saburo etc. Young aspiring Toritteya guys and girls served us and took empty trays etc. away to bring in new goodies like lobster, crab and meat etc....

I wondered why I joined them two decades ago. Nice, weird tribe and they, apart from a few, never got thrown in the slammer; the Shysters too were there. The ones that use the law to break and make tons of money too. Suddenly Ishimaru and the DaiGashira from Sumiyoshi Rengo stood up and saluted me, my lack of greed, wiseness and a lot more crap I never knew I had and called everybody to salute the BUDO KIBA OJIKI for showing them new simple ways of Toritateya and non physical but mental pressure blah , blah , blah... 1oo and so rascals shouted KAMPAI and I thought I was gonna be offed afterwards. " So be it " I was relieved in a way.

Four hours later thew party was over, some even bought Italian sports cars and more luxury items in the auction. Somebody suggested a bout of Hanafuda, I bid my goodbyes and see yous around my pocket full of MEISHI with family crests on them. The MC in charge, Tomari, called me and put a fat envelope on my hand. 3 million yen and a couple of open go return tickets first class to Europe by JAL. Knowing them I didn't say a thing apart from ARIGATOU and exited.

The word OJIKI is what it means: an old, respected semi-retired, honorable Yakuza. I will put the Kanji name besides mineo. Not many Japs know the meaning anyway.

Liar! Liar! Pants on Fire!

It was on the American Forces radio: from tomorrow a Jewish Holiday ( name I can't remember ) will start. It seems that those of the Jewish tribe, light up Menorah with 8 burning candles by the window. The fire fighters URGE the ditto Tribe members to keep a fire extinguisher or a bucket of water near the Menorah in cases it burns the curtains or whatever is nearby the Menorahs that can catch fire easily.

Well, I got news for you Jews and fire fighters alike: We Gentiles also have easy to cause fire non-Menorah artifacts. They are called iPods, iPads, iPhones, iMacs, iPowerBooks Pro and non Pro alike all courtesy of Blow Jobs Stevies and the Chink Goonies in Silly C$%t Valley, Cupertino, Kaliphornya. Believe me iShit you not. Haul a miniature fire extinguisher or a water pet bottle since a bucket would be hard to carry even in the infamous Tokyo Metro.

Happy Holiday and Mazel Tov !!

http://electronics.howstuffworks.com/ipod-fire.htm

WE DON'T WANT THEM.

Send them back to the Philippines, not Japan.

http://newsonjapan.com/html/newsdesk/article/85327.php

A password for Blondie

During a recent password audit, it was found that a

blonde was using the following password:

"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyEdinburgh

When asked why she had such a long password, she said

she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters

long and include at least one capital.

NHK SUCKS BLUES

Wifey have been working as a cameraperson for 20 years and is also a certified archivist and a couple more things I can't remember now.

She was also one of the first female cameraperson in her sort of job.

For nearly 20 years she when all over the globe hauling a heavy camera and the equipment related with that toy ( spare battery pack, Beta cam tapes, tripod and her own attire that grew heavier when she was in places like Turkey or Africa for a couple of months. She also wasted tons of money on phone calls to talk to me on those long trips. Ten years or more ago we didn't own a computer let alone chat using Skype. Once because she got sick and had need of moral support we wasted 360.000 yen on KDDI phone calls.

For years, she has been harassed by the f$%king old satyrs. She didn't bend and took it in the arse being sexually harassed with sarcastic comments about her boobs or the fact she didn't wear make up and preferred 511 tactical wear to womanly skirts ... She always was ready to drop everything at a phone call to relieve a sick or hurt fellow cameraperson. Several times she flew to no lands end Hicksville Alaska, Somalia, Mumbai and more s£$thole to bring a new camera to replace one another fellow cameraperson had either dropped in a river when a mother Grizzly went for him ( I would too if an asshole stinking of garlic , booze and nicotine pointing a bazooka like device to me and my cubs - wouldn't anybody ?) or another idiot took a nap on a bench in Somalia and the 5 million yen camera was swiped by the local thief ( they all thieves and whores around that sh£$hole anyway ).

She got a hernia or sorts because a faggot young bastard made her haul his sound equipment for almost a kilometer in an American Air Force Tarmac, carrying her camera too. The little fart drunk too much the previous night and was feverish. Two long months with a f£$king plaster around her body and lying in bed trying not to move while I did all cooking and towel washing for her cos no way she could move that much even to go and take a leak.

Rain or shine no matter the time, wifey took all crap NHK threw at her.

When a so called director KURAZAKI EIKI, filched money out of expenses using MY name thru a few years even if I never seen him since 1993. He used my Osaka days alias to open an account in the Osaka Umeda branch of Daiichi kangyo bank, that now goes by a different name, and promised the Takumi yakuza related gang of hoods to share it in exchange for hot news. Later he couldn't touch a cent cos the law demanded proof of identity and Antonio Tsudome didn't exist since it was my non de guerre. The yakuza threatened to break every bone in his rotten body and feed him to the sharks if he didn't cough up the money.

KURACHAN came up with the wonderful idea to accuse me of filching the money ( 20 / 30 million yen '?') to the Shukkan Gendai hyenas and thought I was either dead or would never find out about his Judas like treachery. Well I did and caused so much trouble that the NH , KOHO ( PR = KEMPEITAI GOONS ) tried to bribe wifey with a nice 5 LDK and a raise of salary for just keeping me under control. Wifey of course told them to F£$K OFF. So did I. I simply told the KOHO BUZZARDS to give me KURACAN's head on a silver platter and they and the yakuza they so friendly with, could share the filched money if the bank was stupid enough to go against banking laws and give it to them. I didn't care, KURACHAN'S head on a platter fresh and warm from the chopping board OR I will keep the s£$t blowing on thrill faces.

Wifey got all sort of harassment from the KOHO section but she kept up her integrity and so did I EVEN after three Kobe Number BMW ridding goons ambushed me on 22nd of June 2005 late night in front of my place. I ended up with a broken head from an aluminum baseball bat cuddle, but then idiots ended eating my size 13 , 511 tactical boots on their faces, teeth etc et al. I called a reporter, got pics taken of my bleeding head and the story was on the magazine the week after the fact. More pressure to wifey, ignoring me, KOHO helped KURACHAN to hide in NHK'S safe, love hotel nearby for weeks and in a safe house in Kugayama, Suginami Ward till I found it out. Before I got there, a turncoat that had been using my connections and info to do documentaries in his name for ages, ratted to KURACHAN ABOUT MY INCOMING VISIT. KURACHAN, helped by KOHO and other top rats, ran and keeps on hiding even now cos he knows I will get him sooner or later.

All this time wifey stood her ground went about her business, but s£$t started to happen when they stuck her in a low level satellite section for four years. NHK now uses expendable SOTOPRO, independent contractors to do most of the work cos they, in theory are easy to sack. NHK salaried ones aren't easy to get rid off because of the so-called Union. The Union never did anything drastic, why should it when it's getting paid from employee salaries to rat on them or do NOTHING when needed, above the written protocol?

AMAKUDARY ZANMAI, is the word most NHK salaried people say when talking about " the Union ". 20 long years of pain, sweat and tears and wifey gets less pay than when she had only 5 years under her belly. Certainly less than the new comers that got in thanks to connections. Of Make inu loser females that all they do is spread their tights and have brats galore for a period of five, six years. They just get back to do desk jobs and bitch about how hard it is to keep a kid, " work " and get stuffed again with semen... These sluts often come out of nowhere and expect childless by choice females like wifey to dance their music and worse still, sit between them listening to their bitching grievances about motherhood.

They never mention the sweet double income they get 'cos their whoring hubbies are " directors " in NHK. Directors that don't know about directing but get up to 800,000 yen a month plus half year bonuses to do NOTHING but buy Alfa Romeos, f£$k chink or other whores and keep their twat wives either pregnant or bitching at work about life. Of course these leeches live with their parents in big houses ten minutes to half hour from NHK. I am talking about a round million yen at least for both of these buzzards.

In short : today, a holiday and many holidays before ( mind you the " UNION and LABOR law stipulates a 5 day off a month to the likes of wifey plus in case of paragraph 69 Three more days off. Paragraph 69 refers to menstrual pain ). Wifey gets nil, nothing, nada, nix. Today she is WAITING in a poxy clinic waiting for some brat to pop up with the, get this, MUMPS ( Ohtafuku ) and film the whole crappy affair.

TWENTY F£$KING LONG YEARS CAREER. ALL OVER THE GLOBE IN SITUATION A MALE COUNTER PART WOULD S£$T HIS PANTS, TO END UP WITH A LOW 400.000 yen SALARY GIVE AND TAKE A FEW AND GETTING CRAPY JOBS LIKE FILMING MUMPY BRATS ON A PERFECT SUNNY HOLIDAY WIFEY HADNT HAD FOR A WHILE.

WIFEY HAS TO DO A LOT OF PAPERWORK RELATED WITH OUR LIFES AND MY DISABILITY. THESE DAYS OFF ARE SUPPOSED TO SHAPE UP OR GRIND OUR AXES WAITING FOR IMPENDING ATTACKS BY CORRUPT HEALTH MINISTRY OR OTHER BIG SLOBS.

Others got bribes, filched mone , got arrested for insider money schemes, perverted ones got transferred to ATAGOYAMA'S NHK LIBRARY, nicknamed the CUCKOO NEST or THE WITCHES CAULDRON AND A WHOLE LOT OF SCUMBAGS LEECHING GOOD SALARIES FOR DOING NOTHING WORTH.

Wifey has the s£$t end and she has a crippled hubby sort of homebound to give mental support TO.

After 20 long years ENDING UP getting paid the equivalent of the maintenance staff ( no pun intended here. Some are good cleaners . Others " clean " till their deep pockets break ). A lot of filching from the staff desks is still going on. Anything from your eraser, ball point pen or cheap vinyl umbrella to full bodied Hi-Vision Cameras, lenses, bags, PCs and even full fledged editing equipment.

Wifey never took a thing, got her staff stolen or " borrowed ", behaved, took it all stoically and in the end gets lower salary and equally low s£$tty jobs like today's MUMPS.

IS THIS FAIR???