I got some nice pictures from Alber so I sent them a reply...
Dear Philipp ,
No need to repeat yourself all over again is there ? I had my limb chopped off, but, unfortunately for the likes of you, NOT my brain. I understand and won't blame your company for being happy and ridding the AA without slipping on mouse or cockroach piss wet typical Tokyo streets surfaces. That, so far, it is what I have been getting from you. All the rest of your missive is useless crap. Korean F1 Racing and their tyres too is not an issue. The drivers aren't disabled ( mentally yes ) nor amputees. Their polluting noisy gizmos aren't designed nor made by ul-Rich Alber.De neither. Too bad, I would love to see them polluting s$%ty toy, crash and burn to a cinder. They are mental but not retarded and they are loaded with sponsors enough to get a pair of ultra expensive tyres for every damn mile they speed by if they want.
Unlike me. All I wanted was some consideration from you and your so called INNOVATORS by considering to IMPROVE the chair. Hasn't your big cheese what's-his-name received the " Top Innovator Prize " recently? I can't see what innovation the Adventure got. Every single day when I ride that squeaking noisy panzer has had , when my tyres / engine returned from your " Mobility is Frei " hidden factory at least three times ... Check the records if you guys have any.
What I know and fear most is that the future clientele of disabled handicapped silent lambs that purchase your goods will HAVE TO PAY for that useless trip of yours to Tokyo and for the bribes Ul-Rich Alber.De paid to the Vienna zo-und-zo professors and others to get that " Top Innovation Prize " that that company of yours is bragging about.
Nor I find it amusing that you sat on a wheelchair while giving me more patronizing goofy questions to my own questions nor that you didn't find me worthy of getting a business card of yours either.
The only thing I can thing why no business card came forward was that you came here on a paid vacation and that the reason you sat on a wheelchair while " chatting " with me was the very same reason that I do when facing a big mean dog ; I look it in the eye at same height.
A German lady friend of mine emailed me pictures of the Ul-Rich Alber sales staff during the Exhibition in Germany ( forgot the name of that circus ) and most of them were sitting on wheelchairs when chatting up future clients etc. Must be an Ul-Rich Alber policy . To look us gimps in the eye when chatting. Irritating habit. As irritating as your way of giving me questions instead of answers I asked to make me comfortable and some how believe that I JUST might be partially wrong. But you goofed on all accounts. I wasn't disappointed. You are a low level goofball and will never be promoted. No wonder poor Sigrid Beiter looks dog tired.
That you over there simply do not give a s$%t about the FAR AWAY clients here in the Land of the Rising Sun and do not read the files regarding repairs, just shows that my fears ARE true. Alber is a greedy enterprise and doesn't give a flying f&%k about the likes of me here in far away Asia.
More proof is that you didn't even bother to ask neither Herr Mine nor anybody else about where I was born and gave me patronizing more crap about FIFA and the garlic eating neighboring Korean F 1 race crap.
I am still waiting for ; my chassis , engine , tyres to be returned overhauled with a detailed report of what is wrong with the kit and caboodle. That toy costs an arm and a leg , literally and I am not super rich. I got to stick to what I wasted money in, BUT demand full report on what so far Ul-Rich Alber.De has been doing to MY chair from the moment I purchased it till now. THAT will be an innovation ; To treat the client the due consideration he or she deserves.
I am waiting for that documentation you told me Alber sends to their clients ( The living ones of course ) Instead of bullshit about Germany being beaten by the Spaniards in the semi finals. I am not interested nor got the time to stay awake all night seeing a bunch of grown up ghetto boyz playing a game that has been arranged in advance. Or haven't you seen your own TV news about the bribes paid that were in advance ? Oops , I forgot that there is a possibility that Ul-Rich Alber.De bribed the Wiener whats-his-name professor UND the others so that it could get the " Top Innovation Prize ". You should instead ask all of us IF YOU DESERVED SUCH A PRIZE , no matter how useless it is.
WE GOT THE RIGHT TO CHOOSE and not some old paedo fart from shit knows who Austrian University. The so-called " Top Innovation Prize " should have been given to Alber AFTER double checking on Ul-Rich Alber's past UND future fiascos and f6%k ups from the moment it decided to leech from the Disabled . All that crap about Global Enterprising could be amusing IF I didn't see that in reality , the joke is on me and the other handicapped.
Finally but not least, Japan has FOUR SEASONS like in your far away GERMANY. We got mountains, beaches, plains, forests, rice paddies, highway , ultra modern high speed, ACCIDENT FREE bullet trains ( unlike in your country, maybe them lethal weapons you call high speed trains are designed by the " Top Innovator the one and only Ul-Rich Alber.De ?? ) UND a whole lot more including bad mean streets full of pot holes and prodding manholes, traffic jams, corrupt cops and ministry of health buzzards, whores, faggots, drug addicts, Islamists, Jews, Communists, Yakuza, Nigerian / Ghanian scum, possessive fake democratic Yankees, lots of Chinks, Russians, ugly UND pretty bitches, fat UND skinny twats UND quite a few KRAUTS goose stepping around with loud booming voices as if Tokyo and Tokyoites are supposed to listen to their fucked up Vs / UNDs intonations. Gott in Himmel.
Spike snow tyres have been against Japanese law for more than a decade UND your stupid snow chain is almost impossible for one legged rascals like me to install, let alone major handicapped people like Mr. Yokoyama, another " proud " owner of an Alber Adventure paralyzed from the neck down at the tender age of 24. Can your dumb brain imagine the two of us in different parts of Tokyo trying to install the stupid snow chain on a cold snowing day? Instead , why doesn't Ul-Rich Alber.De shove those stupid soft slippery tyres up their GROSSE asses UNDgive us proper tyres almost like the one you sent on the pictures?!
Since you all greedy, you might as well sell the tyres as optional parts. Get two or three type of tyres done by your country potato eating hicks and put them as options for sale.
Get in touch with the two engineers in the Alber Jp team ( Kouso and Harigai ). NOT Herr Mine because he, although a nice person, is a sales man. Herr Mine lost a lot of his old fire and I suspect got very sick because he couldn't spend that fire Zapping SCHMUCKS like you back into reality. HARIGAI is the one with the fire in his veins and the one that would love to kick your fake engineers in the ass. UND believe me Mine Herr , Harigai hates your negligent attitude because he IS A PRO. Kouzo too, but he is the peaceful type and prefers to wait till Ul-Rich Alber.De gets in deep trouble to stick a needle into your coffin , so to speak.
ACH , here I am sending you another long message UND it Vill take another Veek for you to reply. If I'm lucky of course.
Take that finger off your nose and get active INNOVATING things. Von't you?
Do not forget, if you please, to send me the info you'd promised, once upon a time in Tokyo.
One more thing ;
Do not pull my leg not treat me as a retard.
I will edit the videos I got of the Alber Adventure rattling UND squeaking away here in Tokyo in my Utube gig ; TOKYOUNCLASSIFIEDS or MOBILITYPRO.
Together with my blog and website, that ought to raise a few eyebrows about the " Top Innovator Prize " your employer got . also about the claims of " Satisfied World Wide clientele you hint in that Alber.De delusional website of yours.
Zo , Vats gonna be Herr Philipp Preugschas ?
Ze Carrot or Ze schtick ?
Best regards
Antonio in the Big Mikkan ( Tokyo )
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