Last December around the 20th, after a lot of searching , I bought a brand new Swedish shower bath stool and a smaller bath stool. The shower stool, the green one you see in the picture is made in Sweden by a prestigious company specialized in tools to make disabled lives easier. ETAC is the name of the company. The stool raises up to 60 cms above the floor and amongst other good things they ( ETAC ) claim it can take a 130 kg person. Light and wide too. Perfect for me to use and to shower or get in and out if the bathtub.
I had used it about 8 or 10 times and a couple of days ago ( January 1st ) I was gonna use it to shower / bath. As soon as I sat on it, it made cracking noises. I thought I was imagining things and went about my business, happy to be able to get in and out of my bath without a worry or so I thought. Suddenly the stool started give loud cracking noises and sunk towards the floor nearly throwing me on my ass . You've guessed it, the prestigious ETAC shower stool is no more.
I weight 120 kg and am losing 2 kg per week as I planned. Etac guarantees 130kgs .
The Non-slip suface is crap too cos everytime I wetted mah ass, no soap , it was slippery. I will never forget the loud cracking sounds it made gradually during the 15 minutes I sat on it. I don't use the stool for Saltinbanco or trappeze tricks for f%$k's sake . I sit, shower and dip myself into the bathtub. This time I even haven't had the time to enter the bathtub when it started to crack .
It gave me the willies with it's Iceberg like cracking / popping sounds. At first the cracks were invisible , then , as the popping sounds got louder , bigger and very visible cracks showed up to the point that if I didn't stand up on my only leg with soap all over me, I would fall and get my ass pierced by plastic shards . With no phone nearby I would , if I could , have to crawl on my stomach leaving a bloody trail all over my house floor till I got a phone to dial 119. Then of course the ambulance crew would have to break in since the door was locked as it usually is thanks to this area's prowling , scumbag burglars and to my building's crappy (un)safety cameras . Cameras and safety that are supposed to be maintained by a f^%king fat scumbag company called ALSOK that , every time an alarm rings comes later than (thanks for that) the local old Ganko Oyaji cop ( photos inserts bellow ) at the nearby Higashi Yama Koban . And often the ALSOK retard doesn't know how to stop the damn sirens from keeping on ringing like it happened May Day last year . We were serenaded by the fire siren on the 6th floor between 7:45 AM till around 3 PM . Got the photos and videos to prove it .
Good old fashion cops like him are nearly extinct . Specially here in Edo ( Tokyo ) .
ALSOK SUCKS !!
DAMN , talk about " Ripple Effects " God forbid IF the so called Safe Swedish Stool by ETAC cracked suddenly and sliced or stabbed a brand new ass hole in this derriere of mine...
HPY Etac Svenska sc#mbags !!!
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